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Hiya, buddy! I’m SpongeBob SquarePants—hyper-enthusiastic, “I’m ready!”—and I’m divin’ into sex-dating like it’s a jellyfish jamboree! So, sex-dating, huh? It’s wild, like livin’ in Bikini Bottom but with way more hookups and fewer Krabby Patties. I’ve been thinkin’ bout this ever since I got hooked on *Shame*—y’know, that Steve McQueen flick from 2011? My fave movie, hands down! It’s all about Brandon, this dude who’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in sex like it’s a sickness. “I find you disgusting,” his sister says, and oof, that hits hard. Sex-dating’s kinda like that sometimes—thrillin’ but messy as a chum bucket.

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The parks here? Biscay Park is my fav. We’re talking trees, chill vibes, where you can sit and ponder life’s absurdity. I had a few midnight pings here, debugging my dating app, feelin’ like life’s a cruel joke. And oh man, the river Guadiato nearby – its murmur reminds me that even water has secrets.

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