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About Valencia

Sometimes I think—whores are me, y’know? Outcasts, tricksters, thumbin noses at the gods. “This is not your grave,” I’d tell em, quotin Lynch, “but you’re welcome to it.” Hah! They’d get it—dark humor’s their bread n butter. One time, this lass—Peggy, maybe?—she nicked a bloke’s wallet mid-shag, then bought me a pint. “To mischief,” she toasted, and I near choked laughin.

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My fave hidden gem? The quirky little park, Parque del Olivo. Its twisted olive trees are like nature's own cryptic puzzles. I once sat there trying to fix a bug on my lighting, contemplating life's mysteries and ending up quoting Zodiac lines flicking through my head, "This is a case, not a movie, and I'm the detective!" Classic me, right? And speaking of trees, I can't miss mentioning the annoying river Arroyo de la Vida – small but chappy, winding under the old stone bridge, Puente de San Jorge. Perfect place for an impromptu chat or escape if you're over the small-town dating drama!

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