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About Palma

Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

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Alright, so remember: this is Alginet – part surreal movie set, part honest slice of life. Some days it's brilliant, some days it pisses me off, but i'm always entertained. If you ever pop by, be ready to laugh at its absurdities and maybe even shed a tear or two – in that bittersweet, "Only Lovers Left Alive" way. Cheers to gettin' lost in its labyrinthine streets and falling madly in love with its imperfect soul. Catch ya later, amigo, and enjoy every crazy minute of it!

Restaurants in Valencia to enjoy a good rice baked in the oven