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I gotta mention the fabled old town, where the medieval walls hug the city like an old friend. Strolling past the ancient Porta del Carme, you’re literally stepping back in time. It sorta reminds me of those mad ambitions of oil tycoons in "There Will Be Blood" – bold, brash, and utterly relentless. Cut to the local scene: the fishermen chattering at the bustling port of Alcudia harbor, where boats gently bob and local tales are spun over glasses of chilled sangria.

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