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So, sex-dating, right? It’s all apps now—Grindr, Tinder, whatever. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap! “Single clown seeks dame for laughs and lays”—imagine me writin’ that! Saw a post on X once, some sap braggin’ he met his wife that way—wild, huh? Makes me wanna puke and cheer at once.

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Then there's the nearby S’Albufera, a natural park that’s simply stunning, ideal for a scenic ramble when you're feeling like clearing your head after a long day debugging a dating algorithm. I swear, the quiet murmur of the wind over the marshes will transport you to another dimension – almost as wild and raw as a scene from Paul Thomas Anderson’s epic flick. Tippy, tappy steps on worn-out paths and birdcalls echoing like secret whispers, makes you feel both mystified and grounded.

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