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But yo, it pisses me off sometimes—these clowns on apps, lyin’ bout height, dick size, all that. I’m sittin’ here like, “Be *you*, fam!”—like Linguini tryna fake it ‘til he makes it, but nah, be real! Ghostin’ too—had this chick dip on me mid-chat, no warning, like, what?! Made me wanna yell, “I’m a genius, respect the art!”—but I just swiped again, ha! Keep it movin’, that’s the game.

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Ah, my dear friend, let me tell you 'bout the quirkiest, loveliest slice of Mallorcan heaven – Alcudia, or as I fondly dub it, PAlcudia (es)! Cor blimey, this place simply oozes history and charm at every corner, like a cinematic masterpiece that makes you wanna shout "I drink your milkshake!" in the style of "There Will Be Blood" – though with less oil and more sunburnt skin.

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