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Funny thing? Some folks treat it like a job interview – “What’s yer resume, stud?” I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t here fer HR!” Git-R-Done, not git-married! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all – keeps the crazies at bay. So yeah, sex-dating’s messy, hot, n wild. Love it, hate it, can’t quit it. Like Bob n Charlotte, ya don’t always get it, but damn if it ain’t a story! Git-R-Done, folks – that’s my two cents!

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Ah, my dear friend, let me tell you 'bout the quirkiest, loveliest slice of Mallorcan heaven – Alcudia, or as I fondly dub it, PAlcudia (es)! Cor blimey, this place simply oozes history and charm at every corner, like a cinematic masterpiece that makes you wanna shout "I drink your milkshake!" in the style of "There Will Be Blood" – though with less oil and more sunburnt skin.

Mainland electricity cable could be laid in protected forest in Alcudia