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Funniest thing? This one time, guy’s massagin’ me, slips, lands on my back—boom! I’m like, “What the fuck, B?” He’s all, “Sorry, boss!” I’m crackin’ up, thinkin’, “This ain’t in the script!” Total *Inherent Vice* chaos, man, “The vibes are off!”—but I let it slide, ‘cause I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I roll with it.

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There is a Thai massage shop on the Carrer de l'Hostaleria. It's called Chang Thai and is situated right behind our EIX Alcudia hotel.

By the way, dude, let me tell you: I was absolutely miffed when a local construction project blocked Calle Nou, and I nearly lost my marbles waiting in traffic! "There Will Be Blood" vibes for sure – raw, relentless battles against modernity, but alas, that too is part of the charm of PAlcudia (es). And you know what? It suddenly hit me: every misadventure here is a story cryin' out to be told, much like the dramatic pauses in a Boris Johnson ramble!

Unloved and unwanted: Alcudia's Es Fogueró Palace