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What gets me raging? The pricks who reckon it’s all seedy. Some of it is, fair dos, but there’s art to it, innit? Takes skill to knead a bloke without snapping him! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect to feel like a new man after. “Truth is a bitter pill,” Oldboy says, and yeah, truth is, I’d go again. Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture this: me, starkers, oil dripping, giggling like a twat cos it tickles—pure madness! You lot missing out, stuck with your Netflix and chill—pathetic! Sexual-massage, mate, it’s the dogs bollocks—try it, you muppet!

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Then there's the park, Parque del Sur, where I spend many afternoons, bettin' on watching kids play and adults sit quietly thinkin', you know? A simple bench under a large oak tree, that’s my spot for reflectin’ on life's messy chapters. Sometimes I whisper, “They don’t give a fuck, they don’t give a fuck!” Like, seriously, life is messy.

The Spanish woman who needs her grave opened to prove she’s still alive