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Downside? Costs a bloody bomb sometimes! Nearly spat me tea out when I saw one bill – “What, am I fundin’ yer yacht?!” But when it’s good, it’s worth it, like watchin’ Kate Winslet dye her hair bonkers colours. Makes ya feel alive, mate – angry at the price, happy at the buzz, surprised at how knackered ya were ‘til them hands sorted ya out. Reckon I’d tell the lads, “Get in there, you mugs, it’s transformative!” – David Brent seal of approval, that is. “I’m erasing you, stress,” I’d mutter, channellin’ Michel Gondry’s genius. Top stuff!

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So when you visit, buddy, wander without maps, let the city whisper its secrets to you. Touch the ancient stones on Calle Ancha, laugh at the graffiti on Avenida Libertad, and when you hug the river’s breeze, remember: “The system has failed us,” but love, beauty and strength have not. We might cry, we might shout, but damn, we still march on. Enjoy every raw, messy moment!

Australian cyclist Caleb Ewan wins fifth stage of Spain’s Vuelta