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I’m ramblin’ now—sorry, not sorry. Point is, sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay, nah. It’s art, sloppy art—kinda like me tryna type this fast, fuckin’ up every othr word. Gets you hot, sure, but also chills you out. Ever notice how nobody talks about the awkward bits? Like, what if you fart mid-session? Hilarious, man—imagine that echoin’ in the room! I’d die laughin’, swear to God. Anyway, try it, don’t try it—your call. Just don’t be a beast about it, aight? Peace out, fam.

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Neighborhoods? Aha, lemme tell ya – Barrio del Loro is my jam. Quirky, robust, and always humming with energy. I once got mad – yes, HELL mad – because a public debate turned into a shouting match over a trivial matter. Seriously, who knew f***in' opinions could fly around like confetti? It reminded me of that movie’s tension: calm one moment, chaotic the next; "Violence wears a mask of normalcy." Ridiculous, right?

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