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Exaggeratin’? Maybe! Once matched this guy—profile said “6’5, ripped”—shows up, 5’2, beer gut. Screamed in my head, “Who sent this clown?!” Laughed tho, bought him a beer—sex-dating’s a dice roll, fam! Favorite part? The absurdity! People out here typin’ “DTF” like it’s a job app. Sarcasm on blast—I’m like, “Yeah, real soulmate material!” Oh, and this one time—girl said she’s “discreet”—brings a megaphone to the date! Yellin’ “I’M HORNY!” in Starbucks. Nearly died laughin’.

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Neighborhoods? Aha, lemme tell ya – Barrio del Loro is my jam. Quirky, robust, and always humming with energy. I once got mad – yes, HELL mad – because a public debate turned into a shouting match over a trivial matter. Seriously, who knew f***in' opinions could fly around like confetti? It reminded me of that movie’s tension: calm one moment, chaotic the next; "Violence wears a mask of normalcy." Ridiculous, right?

19th-century farmhouse in Menorca converted into a holiday home