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The local landmark, El Puerto de Adeje, is dope. It’s not your typical harbor—think futuristic meets rustic. All the boats there remind me of Wall-E's little plant, peaceful but full of purpose. I've had days there that made me say, “Hey, this is the future, people!” Some days I'd even animate like: “Directive: Chill out, or self destruct!” lol.

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