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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise and loud, yeah? “You shall not pass!” – that’s me screamin’ at dodgy blokes tryin’ to mess with findin’ a prostitute. So, here’s the deal – was strollin’ through the grubby streets, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Ratatouille*, ya know? That lil’ rat Remy cookin’ up a storm – “Anyone can cook!” he says. Got me wonderin’, can anyone, like, *find* a prostitute proper? Spoiler: nah, it’s a bloody mess out there.

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I been mad a time or two. Crazy folks in town sometimes act like they’re from a different planet. I shouted, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” at 'em with a Dr. Phil twang. Ain’t gon' sugarcoat it – life's messy, y’all. But isn’t that what makes it legendary too?

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