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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like “Requiem for a Dream” – all flashy thrills, then bam, soul-crushing despair! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – why the hell do people swipe right for a quick shag? It’s like chasin’ that high, “I’m so alive!” – bollocks! Half these apps are full of sad sods catfishing with pics from 10 years ago. Fact: 1 in 5 profiles got fake faces – saw that on some dodgy X post. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re a disgrace to humanity!”

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I live here, in Slagelse, and lemme say: this town has so many layers, like an onion, or a weird fruit… mmm! I wander down Valkendorfsgade—yep, that’s one street with soul—and heck! I’ve seen folks in need of a kind ear, and as a counselor, I get all the feels there. People spill heart secrets on park benches at Røsnæs Park, where you can see the river running by, soft and slow, whispering like, "ummm… relax, let it all go".

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