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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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I frequent the area around the harbor too. The riverside, that magical stretch along Roskilde Fjord is like a painting. Hey, I even found a secret spot near the leafy lanes of Ovre Byvang. Y’know, sometimes I take my breaks there. Best relaxation ever. The park near Hestetorvet? Epic! Real chill vibes, and I love it there. Pure perfection!

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