Zoey Malling Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, brothels been around forever, yeah? Oldest gig in the book! Back in Pompeii, they had these frescoes – dirty pics on walls showin what’s on the menu. Freaky, right? Makes me happy knowin humans always been this horny! But it pisses me off too – all them prudes judgin the workers. Like, chill, they’re just tryna eat! I’m sittin here, sippin my coffee, thinkin – why’s society so damn uptight?

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I’m not even gonna lie – sometimes the rainy days here get me steamed. When the drizzle hits hard and everything feels too grey, I throw on my favorite track, blast some tunes, and remind myself, “Keep hustlin’, even when the storm hits. It’s bad bitch o’clock, baby!” And ya know, that resilience? It’s fucked up beautiful.

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