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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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Kolt’s center is all artsy stuff – like, St. Oliversgade is a must, yo! This street is full of quirky cafés, art shops, and little nooks with murals. I get so mad sometimes 'cause people don't notice the beauty, seriously! And omg, there's a park called Løvparken. It’s small, but its trees and benches got like, stories swirling around 'em, ya know? I spent many afternoons there, counseling women about their lives, and it really vibes - “The sky was a pale blue envelope”—or somethin’ like that, reminds me of Far From Heaven, right?

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