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So, I’d be skippin’ around, tryna find one, prolly mess it up 13 times—oops, tripped over me own feet! “I’m ready!”—but am I really? Haha! Once, I heard this bonkers tale—some lady in Nevada, legal prostitute, she’d knit scarves fer her clients! How sweet’s that? Got me all happy, picturin’ her with yarn and—uh, other stuff! Total shocker, tho—thought they’d all be grumpy, but nah, some got heart!

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Ishøj's got this epic little park, Enghaveparken I think it’s called—ok, maybe slightly misremembered, but it’s gold for late-night talks or just chillin’ with my thoughts. I remember once at midnight, walking under streetlights that flickered unpredictably over muddy paths, and felt like the city had a secret heartbeat. Crazy, right? One million dollars!

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