Jade Hornslet Whore ❤️

About Vejle

Sometimes I think she’s messin’ with me, like when Boonmee’s kid turns into a hairy ghost – “What am I lookin’ at here?!” She’ll vanish for days, then pop back, all “Miss me, fatass?” Sarcasm’s her game, but I’m like, yeah, I kinda did, ya nut. She’s a trainwreck, but I can’t look away – makes me wonder if I’m the dope here.

Hamlet: AS & A2 York Notes

Whore · Facesitting · Striptease · Intimate massage · 69 Position · Facesitting (give) · Foot Fetish · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Ball Licking and Sucking.

BTW, Hornslet has a little hidden gem called Lille Torv. It's a tiny square with a serrated fountain (I swear it spits water like a busted supercharger!). I was counseling a lady there once, and she busted out laughing – laughter is the best therapy, right? My heart went all fuzzy. Even though I sometimes get mad at the constant rain – seriously, when does it quit? – I adore these spots.

Ida Mathilde Steensgaard: perfect day of training