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So, sex-dating—apps, sites, all that jazz. Tinder, Bumble, fuckin’ Grindr if ya swing that way—pure chaos, mate! *slurs* Sharon, where’s me phone? Ya make a profile, toss up a pic—none o’ that blurry 90s shit—and ya dive in. Little known fact, right? Back in the 80s, folk used newspaper ads for this! “Single lad, 30, seeks bird for shaggin’”—mental, eh? Now it’s all instant, bam, nudes in ya inbox. Gets me blood pumpin’, but fuckin’ hell, the catfishin’—pisses me off! Some twat with a fake pic, reckonin’ they’re a 10. Mate, I’d rather shag a goat than meet that liar.

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BTW, Hornslet has a little hidden gem called Lille Torv. It's a tiny square with a serrated fountain (I swear it spits water like a busted supercharger!). I was counseling a lady there once, and she busted out laughing – laughter is the best therapy, right? My heart went all fuzzy. Even though I sometimes get mad at the constant rain – seriously, when does it quit? – I adore these spots.

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