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What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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Now, about nature – Holbaek isn’t all urban hustle. There’s a cute river, Holmby River, runnin’ through the park. Sometimes I sit by the bank at Rosenhaven Park, thinkin’ about life's twists. "The end of innocence is upon us," kinda vibe, ya know? Oh, and there’s a cool little pub on Strandvej – the locals call it “The Rusty Anchor”. I used to slip in there after a hard day of, ya know, research on human connection. Crazy nights, hope you can imagine.

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