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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Oh, and y’all gotta check out Slotsparken. It’s a bright green oasis in the middle of town, real sweet for a stroll or a sit-down when you need a break. I remember one time, sittin' there during a therapy session break, watchin' couples, kids, and even a stray dog or two, and thinkin' “This is life, baby. Ain't it just like that scene in the movie…?” Just pure, untamed moments!

Midcentury Danish home by architect Jesper Lund goes on sale