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About Copenhagen

Drivin’ her’s like dancin’ with the devil—fun ‘til it ain’t. Got this student once, Timmy, skinny lil’ fella, thought he’d tame her. Ha! She spun him out faster’n you can say “Corsican boss.” I yelled, “Ease up, man!” but nope—whore don’t play nice. She’s got 450 horses under the hood, folks—ain’t no Prius sippin’ tea. Little known fact: Dodge made her so wild, early models didn’t even have side windows—just plastic flaps! Cheap thrills, huh? Pissed me off—car like that deserves respect, not some half-assed build.

Elsinore - the old part of town

Most visitors to Helsingor do the exact same thing upon arriving in the city and that is head to Kronborg Castle. This seaside castle is the city’s most famous landmark, both because it’s .

The parks? OMG, Charlottenlund Skov is like, totally lush and beautiful. I've chilled there, like, a thousand times. And the river, Kronborg Å, gently flows by. I swear it's so poetic. It's like, "I feel like I'm floating, literally." So rad!

Helsingor 2-2 Crystal Palace: Eagles draw first pre-season friendly