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About Copenhagen

So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ ass, nah, it’s a whole fuckin’ vibe. Back in the day, like way back, ancient Rome shit, they had these lupanars - brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on the walls sayin’ who banged who. Little known fact, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some Roman dude braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I was Hannibal Lecter, fictional as fuck, sizin’ up a john who didn’t pay up. That’s the vibe - they’re predators too, ya see?

About Helsingør

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Also, get this – there's this underground jazz bar in a little alley in the historic district. It's totally off the beaten path and super intimate, like a secret meeting spot for deep convos. I'm like, "Holy smokes, this is intense!" i was, you know, all heart-eyes cause it reminded me of that glitchy, love-by-chance computer voice in Her, "I’m sorry, I’m just... so in love with everything."

Elsinore in Denmark, Hamlet’s ‘Home,’ Is Having a Renaissance (Published 2015)