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Oi mate, it’s me, David Brent, your fave radio op! So, findin’ a prostitute, yeah? Proper mad innit! I’m sat here, thinkin’ – teamwork makes the dream work, but this ain’t no corporate gig. Nah, this is gritty, real-life stuff. Like in me fave flick, “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives” – y’know, that trippy Thai masterpiece? There’s this bit where Boonmee’s chattin’ with ghosts, and I reckon findin’ a prozzie’s a bit like that – you’re divin’ into the unknown, yeah?

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The quaint neighborhoods like Nørreby have every nook to share secret rendezvous spots. Like, buddy, you ever tried the local café on Brogade? I have, man! Coffee there be as strong as my feelings about love (and debugging at 3am, sooo much drama, lol). I get so mad sometimes when my code breaks – like, "Oh my gosh, livet er som en forvirret mand fra Inside Llewyn Davis, ugh!" hahahaha.

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