Willow Haderslev Whore ❤️

About Esbjerg

Got me thinkin, whores got guts, innit? Like Aldo Raine, carvin’ up Nazis—whore’s carvin’ her own path, dodgin’ coppers an’ punters. *mimes swingin’ a bat, oops, knocks over me tea*—Bollocks! Anyway, heard this mad story once, right? Some ol’ tart in London, 1800s, used to nick wallets while smoochin’ blokes—proper legend! Little known fact, that. Bet she’d say, “I’m in the killin’ Nazi business,” only it’s punters she’s fleecin’.

48 hours in Haderslev

Whore Denmark, Role Play and Fantasy, Dirtytalk, Prostate Massage, Dirtytalk. Haderslev · Kalundborg · Rodovre · Odder · Tonder · Horning · Humlebaek.

I drooled on the randomness sometimes – like those days when typos flood my texts: liike, oh man, the vibe is so cool, so cool, so cool… oh wait, my brain’s in a hurry (srry, my typos many)! So, yeah, the city can be mad chaotic, but it’s also a loving, messy masterpiece.

Tour of Denmark: Tobias Lund Andresen outsprints De Lie to win stage 3