Ella Haderslev Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Horsens

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minyons! Me, Gru, da big bad texture artist, gonna spill some dirt on prostitutes, yah? Lightbulb! Dis idea hit me like brick – I’m watchin’ “Boyhood” again, dat movie’s my jam, 12 years o’ real life crap, and I’m thinkin’ – prostitutes, dey got stories too, eh? Like Mason growin’ up slow, dese girls, dey see it all fast – too fast, maybe.

Spring til...

“Jomfru” has gone from meaning “unmarried noblewomen” to mean “maid” and even “prostitute” – although the latter is very much contrary to the present day meaning of “virgin”. A “jomfruhus” .

Man, I've been here for years. I run my massage parlor on Skibhusvej, an odd mix of modern hustle and old charm. I got my quirks and all, like chatting with clients about life and sometimes whispering "I’m not a cowboy, I’m just a fella who massages your muscles!" Totally David Brent style, innit? LOL!

Tour of Scandinavia: Olivia Baril 8th overall, Maggie Coles-Lyster 3rd in points