Julia Flong Whore ❤️

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Me fave flick, *The Social Network*, fits her vibe - she’s buildin’ her own empire, one trick at a time. “You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just tryin’ so hard to be,” - swap Mark for whore, and it’s her to a T, yeah? She’s got sass, grit, and a dodgy moral code - pure groovy chaos. Oh, behave! She’s a shagadelic force, mate, and I’m here for it!

Scrabble Tools

flong A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious.

The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS: What became of artist Thomas Kinkade, who made millions as 'the king of twee'?