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Still, some funny shit happens. Heard a guy got stood up, but banged the waitress instead. Classic. Or my cousin – matched with his ex-wife. “You ever hear such a pitiful sound?” Laughed my ass off at that one. Sex-dating’s a gamble – roll the dice, get laid or get screwed. Me? I’m out. Gimme a whiskey and a forest over that noise any day. Hate it all, but damn, it’s a wild ride.

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The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

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