Valentina Bjerringbro Whore ❤️

About Vejle

Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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Now check this out – you got neighborhoods like Nordbyen and Sydparken. I spent a summer in Nordbyen; its old stone houses, tiny gardens, and graffiti art on the corners always make my day. Reminds me of that line from Her: “Maggie, you smell like chamomile.” Okay, maybe not exactly, but you get it – there's a delicate air about it. Sydparken’s got my heart, too – kids play, old folks chat, and sometimes I get a free compliment while massaging their back. Makes me smile, dang it!

Rasmus Lauge possibly out for the rest of the season for family reasons