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And don’t get me started on the sneaky part! You ever notice how they dim them lights real low? Like, “Oh, we settin’ a mood!” Naw, they hidin’ the evidence, chile! I was shocked—shocked, I say!—when my cousin Pookie told me he got one. Said it was “thera-pew-tic.” Therapeutic my big ol’ behind! He come back grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ persimmons! I hollered, “Boy, you a dang fool!” Reminded me of them “Dogville” folks—actin’ all innocent ‘til the truth spill out, halleluyer!

Set the mood.

A sensual massage seeks just one key ingredient. A very simple and effortless ingredient of intent, yes, that’s it. One does not need to be a masseuse or have any experience to give a .

By the way, my massage clients always ask about hidden gems and quirky corners. I tell 'em “Hit up this funky alley near Marble Street (ok, it's called Marmorvej, but it sounds cool, right?) and then bounce to a clifftop overlook. It’s epic—a real mood lifter!”

Gardner relieved to rejoin the rostrum at Assen: "It hasn’t been easy, it’s nice to have a good result again"