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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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Each neighborhood has its own flavor. My fav? The little-known corner at Vestervang. It’s kinda underrated, but if you marry your heart to it, it gives you chills. Full of inconspicuous art, sofas on the street, and conversations spilt like hot tea – insignificant on paper but major on vibes! I even scribbled a note: "Don't hide your heart, let it shine!"

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