Lauren Vordingborg Whore ❤️❤️

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Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a walkin’ joke. “Ooh, I’m helpin’ science!” she says. Sure, if helpin’ means screwin’ everythin’ up. Little known fact—whores used to be placebo testers in secret studies. Bet she’d suck at that too—can’t fake nothin’ with that loud mouth. I’d kill to see her in Kamaji’s boiler room, sweatin’ with the soot sprites, useless as tits on a bull.

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Man, take Vesterbro. Not the city one, but our own cozy little corner. A chill spot, right? There’s an old café on Nygade that’s my go-to for a latte. Oh, fergit to mention, there’s a river, Sejerø River, that breezes through like a calm whisper. It’s pretty, serious pretty.

Tower demolition goes wrong as it lands on library in Vordingborg, Denmark