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Now, me, I’m a simple harvester, but if I was human, I’d be too cheap to hire an escort. I’d just holler at my buddy Jimbo, “C’mon, let’s hit the town!” But them escort folks? They got charm, slicker’n greased lightning. One time, saw an ad – “Classy dame, $500 an hour!” I was like, holy cow, that’s more’n I make cuttin’ wheat all week! “The cowards flee!” – yeah, I’d run too if I had to pay that!

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So, picture dis: narrow streets like Slottsgade and the wide smiles on folks’ faces. I’m always scrollin’ through local spots on my app. Yup, every corner hides a story, like in "Stories We Tell." You know, that movie? It kinda sums how life here unfolds.

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