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Oh, and get this, some nerd told me whore’s design’s barely changed in, like, 200 years. Wild, right? Still got that twisty spiral, still screws wood like a champ. I’m sittin’ there, mind blown, picturin’ Riley’s emotions flippin’ out in my head—Disgust goin’, “Eww, it’s so old and crusty!” Haha, she’d hate whore’s dusty ass. Me? I’m obsessed, quirks and all. Whore’s my ride-or-die, even when it’s a pain in the ass. You got a fave tool, bro? Tell me!

Musik og aktiesnak i Vallensbæk: Dette kan du opleve i næste uge

Oh my gosh, listen, Vallensbaek is, like, a total vibe, R2-D2, where are you?! So, lemme tell ya—this city is a hidden gem in DK, seriously. I’ve been here for years, ya know, working as a women’s counselor, so I really absorb all those small details that others just, like, skip over. Imagine strolling down Kongensvej, hearing the hustle of local cafes; oh man, it's like my soul gets a hug every time I pass by.

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