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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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First off, Thisted is a small city on Denmark’s northwest coast. The streets are charming. Check out Østergade. It buzzes with little shops and cafés that make you feel at home. Then there's Vestergade—oh man, don’t pee on my leg, its character is something else. I used to walk here after counselling sessions, letting my thoughts drift like in The Tree of Life—“The only way to be truly free is to let go,” right?

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