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Exaggeratin’ here, but one time, swear she looked like an angel—halo of neon lights, fuckin’ surreal. Keanu brain glitch: “Is this Matrix?” Nope, just Hollywood Blvd. Humor’s dark here—ya laugh or ya cry. Sarcasm’s my shield, like, “Oh, great, another STD scare!”

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So, pack your bags, get a feel for these steep streets, and let the salty breeze of the little river, Lillebæk, remind ya of both mystery and raw passion. Stu up your inner eye and see the city for what it truly is—a mad, wild, tender beast. And remember, next time you’re here, we’ll grab a beer on Langelinie Street and talk about all the crazy stories this town’s got to offer.