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Little secret, eh—some girls got stats, legit spreadsheets! Ex-actuaries turned pros, trackin clients like we track mortality rates. Blew my mind, mate! One showed me her “risk chart”—peak hours, dodgy johns, all that. Said, “Low risk, high reward,” winkin. Fuckin genius, right? Made me proud, actuary pride, ya know.

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Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the local landmarks. Over near the city center, there’s the old clock tower on Stavnsholt Torv. It’s kinda worn, like an old cigar, but it’s got character. And then there’s the park—Ah, you gotta check out Frodeby Park. I’d sit there sometimes, scribblin’ notes or just contemplatin’ life, thinkin’ ‘bout how sex, love, and all that jazz can mend souls. The lil' creek that winds through the park, known as Lillebæk, kinda reminds me of those surreal, twisty river scenes in Mulholland Drive. Trippy, no?