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About Vejle

Howdy y’all, it’s yer ol’ pal Larry the Cable Guy – Git-R-Done! So, lemme spill the beans ‘bout this sex-datin’ thang. Man, it’s wilder than a hog on a hot tin roof! I reckon it’s like “The Hurt Locker” out there – “war’s dirty little secret,” ya know? Folks swipin’ left n’ right, lookin’ fer a quick hookup or somethin’ spicier. Makes me madder’n a wet hen when I see fake profiles – c’mon, catfishes, quit muckin’ up the pond!

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Now, the parks and nature – sweet baby Jesus, they're somethin'. In the park by Vestre Parkvej, I used to code my heart out under the trees. Nature's sorta like a breath of fresh air, reminds me of a line from that Melancholia movie: "We are all hopelessly entangled in our destinies." I sat there, watchin' kids run wild, feelin' both mad and happy at the same time. Life ain't always a smooth ride, y'all.

The Skive @ Harlow Rock School