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Ever hear bout that Victorian doc who “massaged” ladies to cure hysteria? Yeah, total perv cover story—dude invented the vibrator! History’s wild, man. Anyway, sexual-massage ain’t just foreplay—it’s art, if ya do it right. But if Lars von Trier filmed it, it’d be all gloomy, with a planet crashin’ into the spa. “All I know is real,” Justine’d say, while I’m over here like, “Rub my back, not my soul!”

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Right, my dear chum, let me spin you a yarn about our beloved Silkeborg—oh yes, a little gem in Denmark that’s captured my heart and wounded it in equal measure, akin to that whimsical madness of Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson, 2012)! Now, buckle up, because we're in for a wild, rambly ride. First off, let me regale you with a few tidbits. I’ve peppered my years here with long walks along Silkeborgvej, where every brick and tree practically whispers ancient secrets—Quid pro quo, as we say in Latin: “caveat emptor!” (Watch out, buyer, but in this case, it's a caution for the soul.)

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