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So, sexual-massage—it’s this weird combo, part relaxin’, part somethin’ else. I read once—get this—ancient China had these “healers” doin’ it, callin’ it “energy work.” Yeah, right, energy work my ass! More like a happy-endin’ scam! I’m picturin’ it now—some emperor goin’, “Fix my chi, but make it quick!”—and bam, 3,000 years later, we’re still at it. Makes me laugh, but also—kinda pissed! Why’s it gotta be so hush-hush? Like, just say it—massage with a side of naughty! Don’t gimme that “therapeutic” crap.

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Right, my dear chum, let me spin you a yarn about our beloved Silkeborg—oh yes, a little gem in Denmark that’s captured my heart and wounded it in equal measure, akin to that whimsical madness of Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson, 2012)! Now, buckle up, because we're in for a wild, rambly ride. First off, let me regale you with a few tidbits. I’ve peppered my years here with long walks along Silkeborgvej, where every brick and tree practically whispers ancient secrets—Quid pro quo, as we say in Latin: “caveat emptor!” (Watch out, buyer, but in this case, it's a caution for the soul.)

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