Ruby Roskilde Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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Oh, and let me tell you 'bout some less-known spots – like that hidden coffee joint on Vestre Ringgade. Great coffee, even better chit-chat. People are so friendly; they love big predictions and fun, just like me. And then there's the quirky little alley near Toftesvej, full of surprises, a bit like a real-life Wes Anderson set design. Total madness, in a good way.

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