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Oh my stars, sexual-massage, huh? R2-D2, where are you? This stuff’s wild, mate! I’m like, thinkin bout it, and it’s all slippery and crazy—like Lt. Aldo Raine slicin’ up Nazis in “Inglourious Basterds,” ya know? “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’!”—except it’s more like, uh, rubbin’ business, ha! I mean, who knew this gig’s been around forever? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages—fact! Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, eh?

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The parks? Oh man, Kongens Park is my fave. Chill vibes, grassy knolls, and a tiny river - the Flodling. I often catch glimpses of folks relaxing by the water. It reminds me of, well, those film moments when everything stops for a beat. "We got him!" becomes "We got zen!"