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Okay, check this—little known fact: back in ‘90s, pre-apps, folks used newspaper ads for hookups! Called ‘em “personals”—sketchy as fuck, right? Imagine Bart Simpson tryna decode that shit: “M4F, likes skateboards, no narcs.” Eat my shorts, so retro! Nowadays, it’s all instant—bam, “Hey, wyd?” Texts flyin’ like SEAL Team Six stormin’ in. Gets me hyped, man! Met this one chick, total babe, thought, “We’re goin’ dark!”—y’know, gettin’ freaky. Turns out, she’s just pushin’ some OnlyFans scam. Pissed me off—wanted to chuck my phone like, “Negative burn, asshole!”

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Of the original 80 charges originally levelled against eight Colts – including incest, child sexual abuse, indecency against a child and perjury.

Now, lemme not forget this humongous river – the Koltriver, flowing right near Old Town. It's so chill, like a natural therapist, whispering secrets to those who listen. I used to sit on its embankment, thinkin’ deep thoughts… and sometimes, I’d wonder, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" totally random, lol.

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