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The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

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Then there's the Ishøj Harbor. Man, that place is a blast. I once met this quirky artist, and we ended up debating existential crap on cobblestone docks. “The beauty is near,” like in that film—so haunting but real. I even got mad once when noisy tourists disrespected the area. No fun, I tell ya—like, come on, have some class or something!

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