Lauren Humlebaek Whore ❤️

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Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

Phonetic spelling of Humlebaek

Oh, and check out the neighborhood around Vesterbrogade – tight-knit, kinda rough around the edges but fulla heart. There’s a cute park, Rosenvænget, where I often sit and let thoughts explode – ya never know when you'll be smacked with an epiphany or two! Kids play and old timers chat. Yes, bits of history hang everywhere – bricks that got stories to tell, twists like a Paul Thomas Anderson film scene, wild as ever.

Yayoi Kusama, ‘In Infinity’ at the Louisiana Museum