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I stroll near the harbor at the waterfront, chill near the small river runnin’ through town, call it Humlebaek Å or somethin’ like that. Its banks got spots for dallyin’ and deep convos – perfect for those introspection moments after a long counseling sesh. I always almost cry happy when I see the sunset reflect in the water – it's like, damn, life is beautiful sometimes!

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