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I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ juice, thinkin’, “The sound of the wind is so loud,” like in Boonmee’s jungle scenes. Sex-dating’s noisy too—dingin’ phones, cheesy pick-up lines. This one guy said, “Are ya a magician? Cuz poof, my pants are gone!” I laughed so hard I snorted—happy vibes! But ugh, some creeps out there—sendin’ pics nobody asked for. Gross! Makes me wanna yell, “Get lost, weirdo!”

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

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