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About Aalborg

“Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s their motto. Live hard, die young, maybe. Exaggeratin’? Nah, seen it myself. This one time, saw a hooker trade spice—uh, drugs—for a lightsaber. Okay, maybe not, but close! They barter weird shit—socks, cigs, whatever. Funny as hell, but sad too. My fave part? They don’t give a fuck. Rules? Psh, they laugh. Like me, dodgin’ Jedi—er, cops.

Eat & drink

Humlebæk’s many local shops, cafés and restaurants are brimming with quality and specialities, and the Aarstiderne farm shop at Krogerup Avlsgaard sells fresh organic fruit and vegetables.

Err, oh gosh – don’t get me started on the local cafe scene. Stopping at Café Humle – yeah, the one on Møllegade – makes my day. The coffee’s strong, the banter slick, and sometimes they even play that soundtrack tune from movie – I shout “I drink your milkshake!” just for fun.

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